Because it’s my birthday.

In regards to my last post, I’m very happy that Dern of Hello With Cheese understands the importance of A Plan.

Today is my birthday. Today is to be celebrated with libations and tributes to my glory, and gifts that astonish and awe. I feel poorly about those of you who cannot attend, and so, I have made arrangements accordingly. Prepare to receive something of unfathomable magnitude, O Internet.

You are welcome.

-Ryan

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